SHLAYZ FILMS

Hello. Rupert here.

FINALLY, you've found the man who doesn't make history...

I write it.

Below are my masterpieces.

STACY!

This was supposed to be the paid section.

Why are they watching this for FREE?

This better be tax deductible.

The Shlayz DOES NOT accept email.

(Unsolicited or solicited.)

Shlayz out.

The Shlayz Cinematic Universe

Behind the scenes of my new Johnny Depp feature.

People keep comparing me to Cameron and Nolan. I wish they'd stop insulting me.

Shlayz Out

Can someone PLEASE tell me who James Cameron is?
He keeps calling me.

Shlayz Out.

Actors dare ask THE SHLAYZ to put my words on paper.
WHY?

Shlayz Out.

Who dares question RUPERT SHLAYZER?!?

My creativity knows no bounds.

Shlayz Out.

HA... HA.. work for me? THE SHLAZY??

No.